The Day I Met A Dalek

So there I was, in Bradford, at the National Museum of Photography, Film and Television when I saw a Dalek.

Cripes I thought, I’d better be careful it looks really far away, but they can trundle quite quickly on level, perfectly smooth, ground. I’d better make a dash for it. You can see the fear in my eyes!

Jon And The Dalek

It was at the point above that I realized I’d been duped. It wasn’t far away at all it was just really, really tiny.

And shit.

How they plan on conquering the universe is beyond me. Short arse Skaro bastards.

Look what I ate today! Yum, yum, yummy!!? This is the easiest and most flavorful spinach salad I have ever eaten.