So there I was, in Bradford, at the National Museum of Photography, Film and Television when I saw a Dalek.
Cripes I thought, Iâ€™d better be careful it looks really far away, but they can trundle quite quickly on level, perfectly smooth, ground. Iâ€™d better make a dash for it. You can see the fear in my eyes!
Jon And The Dalek
It was at the point above that I realized Iâ€™d been duped. It wasnâ€™t far away at all it was just really, really tiny.
How they plan on conquering the universe is beyond me. Short arse Skaro bastards.
Look what I ate today! Yum, yum, yummy!!? This is the easiest and most flavorful spinach salad I have ever eaten.